Things That Make Ya Go "Huh?!?!?!?!!"

According to a Reuters article, Hugo Chavez has a crime fighting ... Zeppelin. No, it's not the Cartoon Channel, this is real life. According to the article, some Venezuelans are worried that it will spy on them! Imagine a Blimp sneaking up on you during a seditious moments! I guess it's enough to make ya want to vote for Uncle Hugo ...
Here in the US, there is a new Pink Taser! It's really pink, and is supposed to stun at 15 feet ... police are worried the devices will fall into the wrong hands.
I can stun somebody at 15 feet with my grandmother's frying pan! There's also Smith and Wesson -- I kinda like Smith and his buddy Wesson because they are stand-up dudes with no pretentions.
But now, I suppose we gotta worry about pink tasers and blimps. Really, we're not living in the world of Nickelodeon -- this is the real news. Or what passes for news these days ...
To the above left is a photo of the new Pink Taser! To the right is the Blackwater Blimp; not too big a target for insurgents, I guess!
Inspector Gadget should be showing up pretty soon ...