
Over the summer I had a hysterectomy, and um, I got my “parts” back. I thought I could just [inaudible] on eBay, you know, “[inaudible] Cindy Sheehan’s uterus.” And so I planted it in the garden where the bush, it’s a pretty bush… It’s so funny ’cause me and my children, we’ll always be a part of, of Crawford, Texas. Long after people forgot the horror of the Bush regime, long after, you know, we’re forgotten. We’ll always, our DNA will always be in the land…”She made the statement in an audiotape sent to HotAir although Allah says it may have been slightly edited. (So there's some hope that it's an internet rumor, yes? Please? Pretty please, somebody tell me this is a joke ....)

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